She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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