Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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