We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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