At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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