So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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