How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize