I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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