I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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