dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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