I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Randomize
