Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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