This girl is more easily done than said...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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