There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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