i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Someone signed my nipple.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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