He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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