Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize