Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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