Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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