We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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