There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize
