her vagine was all disorganized.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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