If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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