youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
