so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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