Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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