he puts the penis in happiness.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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