I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.