WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..