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  Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper

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• (631): View more from New York

  Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack

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• (561): View more from Florida

  His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.

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• (619): View more from California

  i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already

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• (530): View more from California

  it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens

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