so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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