Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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