my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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