I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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