Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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