I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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