I don't remember. Are we still dating?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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