If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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