what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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