Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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