Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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