You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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