maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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