that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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