You can't motorboat a personality
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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