So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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