i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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