you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
