whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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