Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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