It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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