Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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