Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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