Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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