i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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