Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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