nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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